Please note: This website has fallen into chaotic disrepair and is wallowing in it's own muck.
It's the desolate ruins of a previous website, made ages ago, and not to be taken as representative of my abilities with websites, information collection and dissemination, or programming.

On the plus side, it's a personal web page, so I'm not really obligated to care much...

In fact, why don't we just pretend that you didn't see this. Okay? No?
Look into this handy neuralyzer...